E.R. RAMACHANDRAN writes: As the patient was about to be discharged from the Mental Hospital, the ward staff had organized a small farewell party.

"George, you are completely alright now. What do you want to do when you get back?" asked the medical director. 

"Doc, I want to join politics, work hard and become the President."

"That’s nice, George. What will you do first thing as President?"

"We will form the Government. I will take colleagues from here for my Cabinet."

"Get back to your ward, young man!" said the doc. "The last time we released a chap years back, he did just that!"