MIDWEEK MASALA: The Sardar and the Frog

SUNAAD RAGHURAM writes: The DFRL sardar was taking a brisk walk around the Karanji Lake when a frog sitting on the edge gestured him to pause.

"Sarji, I have a major doubt in my mind," the frog asked. "Do sardarjis have brains?"

"Of course, we do," said the scientist.

"No, you don't," maintained the frog.

"Yes, we do," said the sardar.

When it realised the Siddartha Layout Sikh wasn't going to give up, the frog jumped back into the lake.

"Arre," shouted the scientist. "Main to sirf mazaak kar raha tha. Do you have to commit suicide for that?"