SUNAAD RAGHURAM writes: The DFRL sardar was taking a brisk walk around the Karanji Lake when a frog sitting on the edge gestured him to pause.
"Sarji, I have a major doubt in my mind," the frog asked. "Do sardarjis have brains?"
"Of course, we do," said the scientist.
"No, you don't," maintained the frog.
"Yes, we do," said the sardar.
When it realised the Siddartha Layout Sikh wasn't going to give up, the frog jumped back into the lake.
"Arre," shouted the scientist. "Main to sirf mazaak kar raha tha. Do you have to commit suicide for that?"
are we supposed to laugh at that one? pathetic
amazing joke….
Sunny! Sardar! dil pe mat le yaar!
Please explain
1. DFRL
2. Siddaratha Layout Sikh
:P
Oops. DFRL is the defence food research laboratory in Mysore, one of the great white Nehruvian elephants which none of us will ever understand or should try to. Siddhartha Layout is a locality in Mysore, which is where DFRL and the Karanji Lake are located.
Pathetic, give us better Sardarji jokes please…
nash dude, Sikhs are a succesful comnunity which takes pride in what they do or have done. A laugh here or there is ok. This is not even funny. I dont know who churumuri is but I got here from Amit Varmas blog, he is a good writer him posting this on his page is like sachin advertising in Midday for sponsors. I hope he reads it.
good joke indeeds. send more jokesvery
good joke indeeds. send more jokes
why sikhs are targeted for funny jokes!! i tried to gett this info. from others, but no satisfactory reply yet
do note, I am not a sikh, i am a kannadiga from mysore
excellent joke!! a new sardar joke at last!! been hearing repetitions from a long time
so so……not funny as such..
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This is the worst sardar joke I have heard. I just can’t understand why these fully baked South Indians start laughing at these pathetic jokes. It is because of these South Indian and their accent of yam yen yen that accent of Indian people is made fun of in North America. Most North Americans think that all Indians are dark in complexion and have that weird South Indian accent.
KP,
This one and that joke where elephant cries and laughs after it hears some nonsense about CM’s car.
Can we PLEASE get better at the quality of jokes ?
churumuri is doing fine without jokes. You really don’t have to make us ‘laugh’ for us to keep visiting the blog.
ok one..can get better..
good joke …. and i feel pity of sardar
r sardars really brainless
ohhh pity on sardars………….
Nasty Joke…I really pity the Blog . If someone can laugh at it .I can question his IQ
South Indian Accent, dark complexion.. sorry mate. you seem not to notice we all have an accent and colour.. whatever shade. take a joke( and dont laugh if its pathetic, fair enough) and dont get racist about your own lot.. sachin the great
Triveni says “…….we all have an accent………”
Ok, we all do have an accent, some have North America accent, some have British accent, some have Indian accent and then there are other from South that have an accent which is totally pathetic. Saying m as yem is what I am talking about.
Now talking about racism, I know what racism is and have experienced that enough living in North America from Caucasians. But when Indians laugh at these stupid sardar jokes, what is that? Isn’t that racism? Get your facts straight Triveni jee.
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Stop fighting, my compatriots. If it’s yem (even yam!) in south India, it’s am in the north. Above the Vindhyas, one cheers “alagant” watching a good cricketing shot, in the peninsula they would say “yelegant”. Forget it, drink a Papsi, I mean Pepsi, and be cool about it.
As for Sardarji jokes, its appreciation need not decidedly stem from racism. I think they are more celebrated in the Indo-Gangetic plains. Any doubt, ask Khushwant Singh.
That sad, the frog joke was in poor taste.
I could not stop laughing at sardarji’s joke. very funny. sardaran dai her waqat baraN bajjay rahndayN NayN.
These are just generic jokes with “sardarji” written, you could have put “blonde / black / gay / jew”, anything really, doesn’t matter, its nothing Sikh related.
I think its because Hindoos are such bitches. In England they’re nicknames are “gillay kuchay” (wet underwear), because they just piss themselves. They can’t fight for themselves and have absolutely no balls whatsoever. They take the easy route by doing ‘sardarji’ jokes.
I am laughing out loud… good one
Sachin-type north indians (NOTE: doesn’t denote decent north indians) are so jealous of south indians (below vindhyas) because they can’t bear their illegitimate birth: born out of foreign invaders who had been gangbanging the whole of north india since sachin’s “DARK OLD GENES”. Poor sachin don’t worry. Just forget about what had happened since long. At least you have some dark gene left though you are a white-left-over. so ja Sachin najayaz so ja nahin tho tera thabeeyath kharab hojayegi… beethi huvisi zindagi phirse laut nahin aayegi…magar aayegaa aayegaa tera gora raj kumaar… phirse ek din zaroor aayega…tere zindagi me aur bhi ujala layega…aur thoo aur bhi khatela nazar ayega… teri jat pe dhikkar hai
Reason south indian are dark is because they are offspring of your monkey god
First off this joke is lame! I dunno how some of you can poke fun at other communities/minorities, maybe that’s how you’ve been brought up huh? Sardarji jokes or jokes targeted towards any particular community/religion are lame and racist. We Indians complain of racism at the slightest uncomfy bit whilst we ourselves are the biggest racists in the whole world…ever care to watch your own backyard folks?
Bloody hypocrites
Also its funny how the people commenting above are making an ass out of themselves, now this is just a joke and doesn’t reflect reality but nonetheless see what ‘Anjali’ has to say: # anjali Says:
20 May 2006 at 5:53 am
r sardars really brainless
# anjali Says:
20 May 2006 at 5:54 am
ohhh pity on sardars………….
Anjali sounds like a typical dumb hindu girl…pity on you anjali and saagar and all the people who think like you. Its sad how low some of my pathetic fellow indians can stoop down to.
I wonder why so many of you are fighting over a Sardar joke. The best Surd jokes I’ve heard are from Surds themselves. As far as Sachin’s remark on accents, we all have accents and we all sound funny. Check out Russel Peters shows for some good laughs. He trips on Indians in general.
Hey everyone, this is a really funny Hindu joke!
A Hindu sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Ghaaspune, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks
The Hindu jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai.” Everyone was delighted. The Hindu continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.
Dear Mr. Ghaaspune—–pyare ghaaspune sahab
You do not meet—-aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement—-humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance—-ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.
No phone call —-phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained—-bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks—-aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya
A Hindu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.” Dad, today we had a Spelling Class –
All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Hindu?” “No son, that’s because you are intelligent. ”
The Hindu, seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, “Dad, today we had Math class – All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Hindu ??” “No son, that’s because you are intelligent,” replies his father.
Happy with the answer, the Hindu poses another question to his father, “Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am a Hindu??” The father replies, “No son, that’s because you are 31 years old.”
Enjoy!
That really struggles to qualify even remotely as a joke. Really, did anyone find that funny?
SantaBanta dot com has a way better collection when compared with the ones that we have been subjected to in the recent past!!
~SM
Hi sachin,
What do u mean by ur post at 29 April 2006 at 1:56 am.How nonsence are u speaking like fully backward south indians??..do u know how many north indians are coming for job tosouth??..dont you have knowledge about the Hi-Tech city at hyderabad..the resources people have in south are great and amazing..dont be rubbish speaking like fully backward south Indians and about their language..
The Hindu jokes were funny. Need more like those.
Oye Sonia… if you can’t take a joke, why r you insisting on offensive jokes about other communities?