First, they showed us how we could keep our toilets sparkling clean by sprinkling a few drops. Then they showed our farmers how they could make do without pesticide. Now, by putting a condom in a bottle, they are ensuring our population doesn't explode any more.
In other words, they are making a dirty country clean. They are making an unproductive people more productive. And they are putting the cap on a procreating people.
Cleanliness. Growth. Population control. How could we have asked for more from one bottle for ten rupees? Yeh dil maange no more.