One bald man is a depressed soul. Two bald men is a mutual admiration club. Three or more bald men is an association. The inimitable T.S. SATYAN writes of Baldies' International, the country's only thinktank for follicularly-challenged people.
"One evening, eyebrows went up when a Sikh gentleman dropped in and asked that he be enrolled as member. He was requested to remove his turban to prove that he was bald. As women were present, the inspection was quietly conducted in the bath room. When the Sardarji emerged, there were bear-hugs of welcome. A toast was drunk for his glistening pate and good health."
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