Jayamala Jayamala went up the hill in Sabarimala

G.N. MOHAN forwards these politically correct nursery rhymes by columnist Emcee which appear in the latest issue of Business World magazine, in response to the ban on Ba ba black sheep among other in Madhya Pradesh.

Baa Baa black sheep, have you any wool?
C’mon, don’t give me any of that bull.
I don’t have a master, I don’t have a dame
And I don’t care about the white boy who lives down the lane.

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Twinkle, twinkle, filmi star,
They make so much money yaar
They sing and dance and get so high,
And meet the bhais in Dubai.

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Subramanian Iyer, full of curds and rice,
Thought Alamelu was very nice
But when Alamelu became his wife,
Subramanian Iyer ran for his life.

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http://www.businessworldindia.com/JULY0306/column02.asp

Also see: CHURUMURI POLL: Ban ‘Ba ba black sheep’?