G.N. MOHAN forwards these politically correct nursery rhymes by columnist Emcee which appear in the latest issue of Business World magazine, in response to the ban on Ba ba black sheep among other in Madhya Pradesh.
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Baa Baa black sheep, have you any wool?
C’mon, don’t give me any of that bull.
I don’t have a master, I don’t have a dame
And I don’t care about the white boy who lives down the lane.
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Twinkle, twinkle, filmi star,
They make so much money yaar
They sing and dance and get so high,
And meet the bhais in Dubai.
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Subramanian Iyer, full of curds and rice,
Thought Alamelu was very nice
But when Alamelu became his wife,
Subramanian Iyer ran for his life.
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http://www.businessworldindia.com/JULY0306/column02.asp
Also see: CHURUMURI POLL: Ban ‘Ba ba black sheep’?
yella sari…
ee ayyappana bhaktrige thumba strict vrata… they have to abstain from enjoying all their luxuries and vices for so many days just for this piligrimage…
heegiruvaaga alli hudugiru matthe hengasru hogakke bitre yenu aagatte neeve yochane maadi heLi?
jayamAla jayamAla went up the hill ,
to get a boon for herself ,
jaya….Mala fell down…invoking mallu frown
Controversy …came tumbling After
Malyalees visiting Shabarimala is just 30% of the crowd. figures proove it. Rest are from other states.
Jayamala is a b****. Her head should be shaved and paraded in M G Road of every city. So should be the naive women activists who instead of understanding the emotions of devotees project it as an ‘insult’ of womanhood.
Sad for Jayamala who is in the thick of a contoversy now. She confessed and that was one mistake. Also if any religious places which bars women does so due to some reasons. Even after many years of independence, there are many clubs in India which does not allow people wearing Indian outfits and many army establishments require one to wear formal shoes and not anything else. So madam Jayamala should not have gone to Sabarimala when the place bars women of that age. What is the point in crying now?
Really nice rhymes ,with good churmuri taste …ahah keep it up…
write still more really nice to read it…