E.R. RAMACHANDRAN writes: In a historic move to make exams headache-free for students and easier for answer paper evaluators, the CBSE is planning to ignore wrong and incorrect spelling by students henceforth. Gradually, one can expect grammar will be added to this list. In course of time, we can imagine following scenario in the entire academic spectrum.
Leter form Stoodent to his Klass Teascher:
Lunch peeriod lost weak, a peeg bite me and take mine Alpenleebe from my mouth. Blood oose my baayi. I dvelop hed eak in my stomak, I not attend skool. My ckkippaji also asked me to do chutti as he tooke mee to Mysore Ecsibsion. We see mpty stalls and eat Bhajjis and drink sugarcane rasa.
Esterday Arthmetik teacher ask me 15 tables. 15 into 10. I tell, I will ask C.M. for answre, teachser beat me.
If my doddappaji not take me chinnari mela nex tweak, I vill attend to your next klasses.
Yours obdent klassboy
Leter from the Hedmaster to Skool InspeKtor.
The Bord Inspktor,
Dear Saars ,
Most obedeent Respectsu.
Evrything not kushala here. Only Sankata. No Dasoha here as no riceu. We give only Dosa and no chutney.
All Mysore skools children danjer of geting pigs and moskitos fever-Encflltis because of VI A Hanuma. My Teechers are skared of getting enciflits and ‘chickengunna’ from haiklu and thret to strike. Thanks to Mysore Korportion, Mysore peegs eat more and more in roads, parks and skools! Teechers are terrriffied of muskitos ,peegs and Hanuma and want him suspensionu from skoolu.
Hanuma gives same answer for 15 Tabels as 150! Matter urjentu. Beyand control me. If you not come, me go on leeve. Pleese advice.
Yours turly ,
Letter from Skool Inspector to MCC
The Kommissionre ,
Dear Kommissionre Avare,
Your pigs byte our skool Hanuma and fear spread to all my Hed Masters and teachres catching Encephalittis and chicken Guniya. Shamefull matteru! In U.P. , lost year, lots of skool children die due to moskitos and pigs and madum Sonya Gandhi and future P.M., Rahul Gandhi very very angry. I will complayen to them.
Our Hanuma turning mad after pigbyte. Gives poltical answer for 15 Tabels. 15 into 10 answre says ‘ Bella Ree !’ All pigs roam our skools because no strings attached. Tie them in korporation to your chairs so no pigs come to skool and byte other Hanumas. If no place in Korporasion, build another MCC and keep your peegs there! Enuff of peeg menase and nonsense to stoodents, teaschers and jeneral publics!
Fed up Broad Inspektor and still feeding