10 reasons Lebanon didn’t make it to World Cup

ROHIT K.G. writes from Dubai:

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10.  League wouldn’t accept Iranian or Syrian strikers on their team

9. Firing katusha missiles aimlessly into stands didn’t technically count as scoring goals

8. Thought the league would, as usual, make it so that Israel was the only team who couldn’t use their hands

7. Confused headbutting with just being buttheads

6. Every time the team was being demolished, they thought calling it a tie would be considered a win

5. Terrorist tunnels screwed up all the decent practice fields

4. Their tagline: “Bend it like Bin Laden”

3. Major defense was to line up innocent civilians in front of their goal

2. Coach is hiding somewhere in Iran

1. No one from the UN was on the Referee staff