SWAROOP DEV writes from Dubai: A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150.”
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”
The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”
The joke reminds me of a husband who sang a swan song in a similar situation in praise of his dead wife:
“Chiranidreyali malagihalu kaanthe
Avaleega . . . . . . n i s c h i n t h e
N a n a g o o . . . . . . . . .a n t h e”
Another wife-bashing joke. mwah-ha-ha-ha. That’s not funny.
Mr.Basavaraj… that was said by YNK