What happens if an insect falls into a cup of coffee?
ROHIT K.G. in Dubai has some answers.
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The American will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will:
1. Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
2. Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
3. Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
4. Keep on crying about anti-Semitism and violations of human rights.
5. Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
6. Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
7. Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
8. Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
9. Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
10. Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.
churumuri 
A tasteless one this. What is it doing in Churumuri?
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Absurd!
KP your silence was better than this sudden facetiousness!
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I like this one… It’s haat ke. If an insect falls in an Indian’s coffee. He’ll blame Pakistan. There’ll be a committee headed by some retired judge. The report will come after ten years, followed by an anti-insect and pro-insect protest. Then the whole mudda will take ‘Rajnaitik rang.’ The insect will turn into a galli-muhalla debated topic. Channels may call insect’s family to air their views. And who knows we may have a INSECT PARTY ready for next elections. Left will blame centre …and for a while whole India will play “insect –insect” aur kuch din baad sab shant ho jayega…
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I like this one… It’s haat ke. If an insect falls in an Indian’s coffee. He’ll blame Pakistan. There’ll be a committee headed by some retired judge. The report will come after ten years, followed by an anti-insect and pro-insect protest. Then the whole mudda will take ‘Rajnaitik rang.’ The insect will turn into a ‘galli-muhalla’ debated topic. Channels may call insect’s family to air their views. And who knows we may have a INSECT PARTY ready for next elections. Left will blame centre …and for a while whole India will play “insect –insect” aur kuch din baad sab shant ho jayega…
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Nishu,
Swalpa Kannadadalli maathadthira swami? “mudda” “aur kuch din baad sab shant ho jayega”, “Rajnaitik rang” ella arta agolla nodi…
-Dinu
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The Insect in the Coffee Cup
If an Insect Falls in Your Cup of Coffee- what would you do? Here is
one analysis:
1.The Englishman: Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe
2.The American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee
3.The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away
4.The Besieged Palestinian: Drinks the coffee and the insect
5.The Israeli:
* Sells the coffee to the stupid American and the insect to the Chinese
* Screams that his security is in peril
* Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee
* Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate
attacks with weapons of mass insects
* Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian Terrorism, Attacks on
Human Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus,
Discrimination against Noah’s Ark
* Commands Abbas to immediately stop insects from flying in the
air or landing in coffee cups
* Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water
and electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians, kills or maims
anyone in his way.
* Imposes more military aid on the American
* Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from America and Germany to buy
another cup of coffee
**Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation
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