SRINIVAS BHASHYAM forwards a piece of post-modernism. What on earth is it?

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Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geological protruberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, suataining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatamical structure. Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first member.