Life and death is a cycle—for a repairman

BAPU SATYANARAYANA forwards a political joke that is, well, politically incorrect. Variations on the theme have been heard before, but it’s still worth a laugh.


Atal Behari Vajpayee and George W. Bush are sitting in a bar, spilling some beers. In walks a guy, spots them, and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Atal and Dubya?”

“Who else?” says the barman.

So the guy walks over to the two world leaders and asks, “Hello, what are you guys doing?”

Bush says: “We’re planning World War III.”

The guy says: “Really? What’s going to happen?”

Vajpayee butts in: “Well, we’re going to kill 18 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.”

The guy exclaims: “A bicycle repairman?!”

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, “See, I told you no one  would worry about the 18 million Pakistanis!”