India’s most active police force is, of course…

E.R. RAMACHANDRAN has drawn up a list of sobriquets for people recently in the news—and invites churumuri readers to add to it.

*** 

1. The bravest man in the world: The next Pakistan cricket coach

2. The best travel agent in India: BJP MP Babubhai Katara

3. The man with the twisted tongue: Rahul Gandhi

4. The ‘latest’ Cindrella: Shilpa Shetty

5. The short but not sweetest stay of 2007: Indian team in the West Indies

6. The most active police force in India: ‘Moral Police’

7. VIP most afraid of cutting a cake: Sachin Tendulkar

***

Do you have a candidate who can be safely added to this list?