How the sardar fooled the conductor on April 1

E.R. RAMACHANDRAN forwards a dozen Sardarji “jokes”, quips and oneliners. “Some of them are really good ones,” he warns. You figure out which ones.

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1. Lecturer: Write a note on “Gandhi Jayanti”.

Sardar: Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I don’t know who Jayanti is.

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2. Sardar: You cheated me.

Shopkeeper: How?

Sardar: You said this is a German radio. But when I put it on, it says All India Radio.

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3. Sardar gets into a bus on April 1. The conductor asks for ticket. He gives ten rupees, takes the ticket, and says “April fool.”

Conductor: Why?

Sardar: I have a pass.”

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4. Sardar takes up a new job. On the first day, he works till late evening on the computer.

Boss is happy and asks what he did all day till evening.

Sardar: The keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made them all right.

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5. On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him, “Darling, on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”

Sardar: Oh sure yaar. From landline or mobile?

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6. Doctor to Sardar: You will die within two hours. Do you want to see any one before you die.

Sardar: Yes. A good doctor.

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7. Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What do we do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2 : Don’t worry yaar, I have one more.

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8. Interviewer: When is your birthday?

Sardar: 13th Oct.

Interviewer: Which year?

Sardar: Oye, ullu ke patthe. Every year.

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9. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks him why.

Sardar: Can’t you read the board? Parking is only for two- wheeler.

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10. Sardar: Madam, what is the make of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar: Oye kamaal ki gaddi hai, tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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11. Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: Punjab.

Boss: Which part?

Sardar: Kya, which part? Whole body born in Punjab.

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12. Question: How do you destroy a submarine full of sardars?

Answer: Simple. Just knock the door and one of them will open it.