A very naughty joke from a beautiful woman

Esquire magazine has a lovely feature called “Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman“. This month, Rose McGowan narrates this one.

Statutory Warning: Like Esquire, churumuri.com cannot guarantee that this joke will be palatable to all.

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Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.

The next day, the first woman’s husband phones the second woman’s husband, furious: “My wife came home last night without her panties!”

“That’s nothing,” says the other. “Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.'”