BREAKING NEWS / FLASH / UPDATE: GOD QUITS

Amit Varma has landed the scoop of the year: God’s resignation letter scooped from very highly placed sources. Can we blame Her?

Dear Humans

This is to inform you that I quit. I have enjoyed being God for an eternity now—thank you for the opportunity—but I cannot bear the thought of going on and on like this. Enough is enough. I have informed my angels of my impending resignation, though I didn’t expect them to rush off to buy horns and black clothing right away. This Sunday will be my last day in office, after which I intend to spend some time with my family. (Ok, I’m kidding about the family. Heh.)

Read the full letter here: God resigns

If you or anybody you know would like to fill the vacancy, please write in to invisible@pinkunicorn.god