After several weeks in a cast, the Sardar walks into the doctor’s clinic. The patient has had a major surgery on both his hands after a fall.
“Doctor, doctor,” says the Sardar excitedly holding up his hands. “Will I be able to play the piano when you remove the bandages?”
“Yes, of course,” says the doctor in that reassuring sort of way.
“That’s funny,” says the Sardar. “I never could do it before my accident.”
Also read: The Bengali and the Sardarji
am i supposed to laugh?
Trust the Sardarji to come up with something like that
While we are all concerned about foreigners facing discrimination (which everyone of you will call as racism) in our land, how come we spare no ground for our brotheren from the North of the Vindhyas?
Is making fun of them OK?
I do not understand people seeing all reasons “NOT” to laugh at a joke. yes it is everywhere in the world you cannot tag it as racism you can always replace sardar with a blonde, redneck, paki, or may be a man.
Like the kannada saying goes “kamaale kannige yella halhadhi” it is in the eyes of the reader to see what everyone doesn’t see.
Stop worrying and start living.
PS: If you stop laughing at a sardar joke it won’t stop northies from thinking that they are superior.
“kamaale kannige yella halhadhi”.
Sariyage helidhira Kashyap!
That was a good one. Sardar jokes are always a welcome relief. Please post more.
Sumneneeve is right. Do we crack immature jokes about Sikhs because, though they constitute only two per cent of the nation’s population, they are among our most successful fellow-citizens? We should rather be admiring them for their enterprising spirit. Jealousy is cheap.
Hey Guys and Gals
Take it easy! The day Indians start making jokes about Kannadigas it means We have arrived:) Just enjoy!
:D that certainly cracked me up! rumor (urban legend?) has it that the sardars are such nice people that when they told jokes, they made themselves the subject or rather the butt of laughter because they didn’t want to offend any other ethnic group. as it turns out, it’s back-fired on them quite badly! :D i think the sardar jokes have been around for so long that we’ve built a strong persona and perhaps even a genre for them in the joke world … when you are told that there’s a sardar in the joke … you know immediately what kind of joke to expect … and invariably you start to laugh even before the joke is said … at-least i do and if you think that’s lame, that’s ok! :D so my point is that this joke is funny only because it has the sardar in it … if we were to replace sardar with “man”, “kannadiga”, or any other person, the joke is likely to evoke the response “am i supposed to laugh?” :D
A PJ huh ? Whatever. Like mrignayani said, we are supposed to laugh ?
I am afraid people have long forgotten laughing? A joke is a joke and in my opinion is is foolish to find racism here…
Well said Doddi Buddi. That is the right attitude. Sirdars have been jokes since I was a child. My uncle would say that during creation, God was assembling people. Soon he ran out of brains. Clearly, demand for cerebral matter outstripped supply. Before long, there was along line of heads waiting to be fitted with brians. To make up for the lack of brain supply, he used excess stock of hair instead. All the heads that had no brains wer generously endowed with hair – facial hair, ear hair, nose hair, head hair…
This unfortunate category was labelled ‘Sirdars’
So there you have it. The legend of the Sirdar.
Ok DB , here some kannadiga jokes
* Chennamma (Gowda’s wife) met Sonia (the Gandhi) at Delhi.
Sonia: Kab aaye?
Chennamma : Kabballaavvaa,,, battaa aakiddeevi…”
Sonia: aap kaise hai?
chenna: appa sattu bhaalaa varshaa aatu..illa kanavvaa…
sonia: ghar aayiye…
chenna : Hoon .. kanavvaa… aasekurity munde maga guraayistaa avne… avun mane haalaagaa…
The Animal-Eyed One!
Superb jokes 1 and 2. But the third one defeated me completely!
Amma thayee, Madam Mriga, please take pity on me…These ‘jokes’ are literally killing me. I just had a pacemaker installed…
when gowda was the PM no one was allowed inside except Bacchche gowda why?
As soon as Bachche Gowda came and announced his name the security would stand up, solute and say
” oh… Gowda ka Bachchaa… aap andar aayiye…”
How did Gowda become the PM?
When they were fighting about who should become the PM, one got fed up and said “aare… jaav .. koyi ghode ko laav.. PM banaadoi…”
a man came out and asked a man standing outside “naam kyaa?”
so gowda was made the PM.
The Animal-Eyed One!
Brilliant! Hilarious jokes. I think you have started to make Kannadigas more visible in the Jokes world. Post some more please.
I am surprised by the ignorance of the people on this blog as to what constitutes a sardar. A sardar is primarily a baptised Sikh, so posting derogatory jokes about sardars is mocking a religious minority. Being extremely hard-working, brave, yet humble souls, Sikhs have persistently been oppressed by the Hindu majority. Hindus have cringed and instigated riots when an anti-Dalit statement was made in the movie “Nach le”, yet it is “just fine” with extremely derogatory remarks are made against other religious minorities. It just goes to show you how unimportant cultural tolerance and equality in India really is.
The PM of India is a Sikh sardar – the most educated PM to date, a far cry from corrupt and uneducated Hindu politicians like Laloo Prasad Yadav and Hindu fundamentalists like the BJP party. Yet you make comments like: “Trust the Sardarji to come up with something like that”? Racist.
Punjab is the richest state in India, capita-wise. Punjabis have sacrificed the most, 80% of casualties during India’s independence were of Sikhs, despite being a mere 2% of the population. A Sikh invented fiber optics, and the Punjab regiment is the most award-winning and distinguished regiment in the Indian army. Furthermore, the most Victoria Crosses, paramveer chakras, and the max athletes in India and have been Punjabis. They are also the most migratory and most successful community abroad. In Canada, Punjabis hold the greatest number of political and business posts. For example, a majority of Indian MPs in Canada are Punjabis, not to mention the first immigrant (not born in Canada) to hold an elected post as premier of a province was a Sikh, Ujjal Dosanjh. Overall, they have made tremendous sacrifices for the sake of India during independence and have emerged as a hard-working and successful community in India, yet they are being oppressed in their own land.
These kind of derogatory “sardar jokes” fabricated by the Hindu majority to demean the Sikhs truly illustrate the moral framework of the country. Why don’t you post “Mohomeddan jokes” or “Hindu jokes” or “Jewish jokes” in conjunction with sardar jokes, for the ball game of ethnic religious jokes would truly be fair then?
It just goes to show you that India is a Hindu-dominated land, and the old Indian plague of “Hindu first” interests have led to the repression of Indian minorities. These jokes are racist, and these make me utterly ashamed to be Indian.
Sir Vibhudi Aatmapudi, Hindu fundamentalists like you have put all of India to shame. Your disgusting story about how sardar jokes came about really makes me wonder how long your brain has been mutated with E.Coli. Maybe you inherited a brain disorder from your racist uncle. A human could not have so brainlessly mocked a minority that has produced the most educated and most humane PM of India. People like you insult the intelligence of Hindus worldwide.
Now, why don’t you grow some balls? Since you enjoy laughing at other minorities, I thought you might like a little laugh at yourself. Maybe that will shut you up for a bit.
What is this oppression you are talking about? You are late for your lobotomy!
Sikhs are part and parcel of Hindu religion. Sure they have their own customs and shit but don’t you ever forget that any lady who has an oil bath is a ‘Sikh’ till the time she dries her hair:)
Relax and enjoy these harmless jokes. Thanks.
I know there is no way there could be an association with you and ‘balls’. Take it easy will you? Can’t you take a joke?
Ranibhai, reading your response was like bringing water to a man parched with thirst for amruta. Thank you very much for what you wrote. It was easily the funniest thing I have ever read in Churumuri. And yes, it had me laughing and spewing green tea all over my monitor. Truly a classic!
Sir Vibhudi Aatmapudi is a racist hindu. Lets replace the word Sirdar with the word Hindu. How about that and best of all lets all laugh, because no hurt intended, its only a joke.
Now no one should have any problem, even the hindus who like to laugh at other people would laugh at themselves.
Kumar, the Cowardly hindu
Q: How do you confuse Kumar, the Cowardly hindu?
A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.
Q: What’s the shortest book ever written?
A: Hindu War Heroes.
“Hindu’s history: They murder their friends and surrender to their enemies!”
I got a tip for you , if you install the hindi versions of your favorite computer programs, THEY RUN A LOT FASTER.
Q: What do you do when Kumar, the Cowardly hindu throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: Why couldn’t the hindu write the number ’11’?
A: He didn’t know which ‘one’ came first.
Q: Why did 18 hindus go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed.
Q: How do you measure a hindu’s intelligence?
A: Stick a tire-pressure guage in his ear.
Q: What is the hindu doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold onto a thought.
Q: Why do hindus work seven days a week?
A: So you don’t have to re-train them on Monday.
Q: What do you see when you look into a hindu’s eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Q: Why do hindus always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: What do smart hindus and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but there’s never any proof.
Q: How do you get a hindu onto your roof?
A: Tell him the whiskey is on the house.
Doddi Buddi-“Sikhs are part and parcel of Hindu religion.”
Sad but true,such douchebags(Doddi Buddi) do exist in india.
Doddi Buddi says: “Sikhs are part and parcel of Hindu religion.”
In fact, the biggest reason behind this is that Hinduism is not really a “religion” but a way of life that Hindus claim Sikhs share. In that case, not only Sikhism, but Christianity, Islam, Judaism, and all the religions in the world are just Hinduism sects, right?
Didn’t know the RSS had such followers. Welcome to India and religious freedom.