Why did the chief minister (*) cross the divider?

KPN photo

There are two ways to cross the post-1989 Berlin Wall called road dividers. One is to jump right over it in one hop; the other is to stand on it, consider the height, and then step down gently.

Chief Minister B.S. Yediyurappa and Bangalore South member of Parliament H.N. Ananth Kumar demonstrate both approaches after the inauguration of an underpass at Maharani’s College circle in Bangalore on Sunday.

(*) Why did the chicken cross the road?

Photograph: Karnataka Photo News

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