Has Section 377 been clamped all across State?*

SUNAAD RAGHURAM, holidaying in the Alps after the Tour de France, happily forwards a forward (source unknown, will be duly acknowledged):

The recent Delhi High Court ruling on homosexual sex between consulting consenting adults has created quite a stir in Karnataka and has made the average Kannadiga take a relook at his daily life.

The native Kannadiga family man wakes up in the morning (belaGAY) and discovers that his whole family could be, well, gay.

His father is heard telling his mother: maganGAY, magalGAY, soseGAY.

His wife says appanGAY, ammanGAY, gandanGAY, and that she loves malliGAY.

He gets ready for breakfast, thindyGAY, where the talk is about nanGay, ninGay .

His favorite home-made sweet dish is holiGay.

At work, they talk about: YaarGAY, AvaruGAY, IvaruGAY, hinGAY, hanGAY, elliGAY, alliGAY, bossGAY, secretaryGAY.

At his children’s school, it is teachersGAY, studentsGAY, puneGAY and so on.

For entertainment, he goes cinemaGAY.

The judiciary and police are no different. It is JudgeGAY, PoliceGAY, KalruGAY and so on.

Even the non-living things are GAY inclined. The Kannadiga says busGAY, trainGAY, flightGAY.

Finally, at the end of the day, he heads back home, maneGAY.

And what does he find on the way, the road is lined with sampiGAY trees.

Idu nimmellariGAY

Forward maadi yella KannadigariGAY!

* Please note this item is under the “naliGAY in cheek” category