Are you being served, Mr Foreign Correspondent?

The Congress-led UPA government’s Bogus Austerity Drama (BAD) has seen ministers move out of five-star hotels, party leaders move around in economy-class planes and trains, and a Twitter comment about the “cattle-class” and “holy cows” sending the country all atwitter.

In the midst of all this, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has embarked on his annual pilgrimage to the United Nations with a band of diplomacy correspondents in tow.

Naveen Kapoor of the news agency Asian News International (ANI), who is accompanying the PM to New York, has this telling line in his report on day one:

“Following the [austerity] order to a tee, the [airline] staff did not serve expensive biscuits and eliminated caviar, but in a concession to the media accompanying the delegation, served all those on board the choicest of liquor en route to Frankfurt, where there will be an overnight halt.”

Link via Mahesh Vijapurkar

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Is that tap water the austere madam is drinking?

Who said there’s no such thing as a free lunch?