Will you buy a used crystal ball from these men?

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Astrologers, palmists, numerologists, soothsayers, gemmologists and assorted fortune-tellers are supposed to reassure us about the future. But television bosses, especially in Hindi, seem to have decided that they can only get their message across if they are ghastly and scare the hell out of viewers.

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