When you hear culture, reach for your Browning*

Ten days ago, the idiots, thugs, goondas and roll-call artistes protecting Hindu “culture” were warning against celebrating Valentine’s Day because “it is about lust, not love.”

If not, we will get them married,” was the threat.

On Thursday, Pramod Mutalik was attending the vara pooje.

After receiving pink cheddis from around the globe last year, the man who is single-handedly destroying Sri Rama’s name, had his round face blackened with charcoal by “miscreants” during the recording of a TV show in Bangalore on Thursday. And then hiding like a mouse, under the protection of his “supporters”.

* with apologies to Hermann Goering

Photographs: Karnataka Photo News

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