One question I’m dying to ask Paul the octopus

Now that World Cup is over and Paul the England-born German octopus has beaten Singapore parakeet of Malaysian origin, Mani, with his awesome “100% guaranteed” predictions, he is taking any work that can come his way to prevent his masters from boiling him alive. He is, in fact, welcoming questions from around the world.

So what is the one prediction you would like Paul to make?

Like, between Mandira Bedi and Mayanti Langer, which “box” would he open? Like, between Shane Warne and Anil Kumble, who is the greatest bowler ever? Like, between Narendra Modi and Lalit Modi, which Modi is the long arm of the law likely to catch up with first?

Keep your querie, well, let’s say it in German so that Paul can also understand it: “Halten sie ihre fragen kurz, einfach und augenzwinkern.”

Cartoon: courtesy E.P. Unny/ The Indian Express

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