ARVIND SWAMINATHAN writes from Madras: As an early sceptic of the Indian Premier League, I thought IPL was going to be a reality show for the rich, but three days into Cricket ka Karmyudh, I am willing to eat one number small crow and unsubscribe to the purists’ rant about Twenty20 being a witches’ brew to kill the real thing. Looking at the crowds, the TV audiences, and the entertainment on offer, it’s clear the centre of the game is shifting—from Lord’s to the commoners.
What do I like about IPL, so far?
1) I like the fact it is not a distasteful display of the tricolour: The flags, the tee-shirts, the hairdos, and the stickers on the cheeks in saffron, white and green were getting on my very sensitive nerves. Thankfully, there is very little of this bogus nationalism on the field, as if only one country (India) was destined to win. Our cities seem to be slaying Norman Tebbit‘s demon of nation and identity every night.
2) I like the fact there are so many nationalities on show: I had had enough of spectators and audiences who learnt cricket by watching television, who thought only Sachin Tendulkar and Mahendra Singh Dhoni were ordained to perform on Earth. It’s delightful to see them being stumped and surprised by a Brendon McCullum or a David Hussey or a Mark Boucher night after night.
3) I like the fact that there is something very unpredictable about the matches: When countries are playing each other, you know what is coming. You know who is fielding at point, who will come two-down, who will carry the drinks, etc. But it’s truly beautiful to be surprised at every stage of the IPL by friends, foes, and foes-turned-friends. To see Sanath Jayasuriya and Harbhajan Singh and Shaun Pollock put their heads together to haul Bombay out of the coals is a sight for the Gods.
4) I like the fact that it provides such a learning experience for young Indian cricketers: The gap between Indian domestic cricket and international cricket is huge. With our Test players away most of the time, there is no chance to learn for the young. But it is magnificent to see a promising Vinay Kumar being advised by Boucher. Or to see an Abhishek Nayar pull off a stunner under pressure.
5) And I like the fact that in the first few days, it’s the foreign players who have brought most of the value: At a time of great xenophobia and pseudo-patriotism, when the local versus outsider debate is raging, McCullum and Hussey for Calcutta, Boucher and Kallis for Bangalore, Adam Gilchrist and Andrew Symonds for Hyderabad, Jayasuriya and Robin Uthappa for Bombay, et al, seem to have carried the day.
What do I not like about the IPL, so far?
1) I dislike the fact that it is really, all said and done, a reality show for the rich: The sight of the camera repeatedly panning on to grown-up actors like Shah Rukh Khan and Priety Zinta, businessmen like Vijay Mallya and Mukesh Ambani, and celebrities Rahul and Priyanka Gandhi leaves you wondering if the ghost of Mark Mascarenhas is back. Yes, they own the teams at great cost, but should we pay obeisance so often?
2) I dislike the fact that even if cricket changes, its commentators remain the same: Remember Sunil Gavaskar scored 36 not out in a 60-over World Cup match. Remember Ravi Shastri could never get adrenaline going if he didn’t hear “Hai, hai” from the crowds. To see the same slow coaches belting the same cliches (“The Indians will want a wicket now”) about fast cricket is, well, depressing.
3) I dislike the TV cameras hunting for the ball so often: Under the night sky, the cameraman seem to be finding it difficult to spot the ball. I hate that, and I hate the advertisements doing a balle-balle while the commentary is on, or the commercials slicing into an over or a commentator being chopped off mid-sentence. DD doing it was bad, but why should SET Max?
4) I dislike the fact that it seems to go on so late into the night: When last night’s Bangalore match ended, the milk truck had already arrived to unload the crates for the booth in front of my home! Seriously. I know that IPL is supposed to compete with the soaps but should the second match on the weekends start so late that we might as well soap, shampoo and leave for work on Mondays after the match ends?
5) And finally I dislike the fact that competition is just a relentless torrent: Five matches in three days and I can’t even remember anything from day one, except McCullum’s sixes. After a few days I will forget that too. I dislike the fact that it doesn’t leave you to savour a great spell of bowling or a fine catch. It’s all here and now. It’s not instant gratification, it’s instantaneous. If only victory and defeat are all that matter, only statisticians will worry about statistics at this rate.
So what do you like or not like about the IPL?
Ditto. I like and dislike IPL for more or less the same reasons. They must stop belting Bollywood crap during the matches or focus unnecessarily on the celeb owners of the teams.
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The last point says it all. There is nothing to cherish, nothing to savour, nothing to take back home, nothing to make cricket a part of you. This of course is the opinion of someone exposed to test cricket and those rare electrifying one-dayers of yesteryears. Let us wait and hear the feedback of youngsters. Maybe they have different eyes, different yardsticks –because everything is readymade and served hot these days.
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too much has been talked about IPL. Shall we kick this topic out from here and discuss something better?
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presently there is nothing to comment. How it helps youngsters time will tell.
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The points that are mentioned and fine.
The profit goes to BCCI (Money), Fans (Timepass), Young Cricketers (Oppurtunity).
Well this is far better entertainment than daily boring serials, dumb reality shows, news channels that repeats same news all the day.
Indian Fans for the 1st time got to see something different (clubs, cheergirls etc.,) and we should all support this and have fun and of course cheer for our local Team….
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In Bangalore, one could hear Kannada film songs !!
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But the commie in me asks- inspite of all the noise, will it give the groundsmen women and their children chance for a better life? How much will it cost- a ten thousandth of all the moolah?
The ad boards are digital now, what about the ground facilities?
The only good is the possiblity of the footsoldiers of Ranji to make some money, if not a name for themselves.
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And the cheer girls? The crowds in stands in front of the girls hardly watched the match and were busy dancing with the girls, the fence and the mesh stood in between..
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@ twelfth_man
Your question has been answered already. On Sunday in Mumbai, in the presence of India’s richest man who had paid over Rs 400 crore for the franchise of the team, one-drop batsman Dominic Thornley was felled by a Zaheer Khan bouncer.
It hit him somewhere in the region of his right eye. Blood spilled over on to the ground, and he retired hurt.
The traces of the blood of the batsman, sponsored by India’s biggest or second biggest company with a “Mastercard” logo on his back to boot, were cleared by a barefoot groundsman, repeat barefoot groundsman, before the next batsman could take guard.
As usual, of course, the paid pipers of the IPL, also known as commentators, were too busy focusing on the “Citi moment” and the “DLF moment” when not pushing some “Pepsi contest” to notice.
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What I dislike about the IPL is the sight of horribly obese businessmen and their wives, mistresses and girlfriends squeezing themselves into “their” team’s T-shirt in a great show of corporate bonding. The beer-bellies spill like the Brahmaputra in spate and the colours on their bleached skins and botoxed faces stink like a meandering ‘mori’.
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Oh, I forgot, I absolutely love the discipline of the bowlers. There have been so few no-balls in the first few matches it is not funny,
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In these days of power shortage and environmentalism, how dare they waste electricity on such trivial things like cricket ? Play by all means. But why play at night and waste huge amount of power ? And what about the incidentals like millions of units consumed by hundreds of millions of fans who switch on the lights in their respective rooms while watching TV ? Can’t this wanton wastage of power be avoided if played during day ? This calls for a PIL.
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The lot of you: quite whining. Lead, follow, or get out of the way. Just stop whining.
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Cricket + Bollywood makes IPL extremely interesting and entertaining. Great start.
@ragpicker:
Why are sports trivial? Why shouldn’t cricket be played at night when most people can actually watch it? If it wasn’t for cricket, most people would be watching some good for nothing soap on tv.
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Beknighted Respelendent Soul Powder- what is your whinge against whining- it is after all a most reasonable response- well youre complaining about people who dont lead/follow/stand well away from the milling crowd- as if all humanity should be classified into these three groups.
pctbus- how are any of these silly games with its oligarchy of rich scum and overpaid players. Peripheral razzmatazz around a hollow core- you could use this to describe both Ekata Kapoor’s offerings as well as the IPL tamasha.
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Beknighted Resplendent Soul Powder- what exactly is your whinge against whining. Well your whinging yourself about people who dont stick to your classsification of humanity- leader/follower/ keep out of the way- actually it’s your whinging that makes you soooooo attractive- think about it.
pctbus- sport is sport when it’s played in the sun and cricket is for sunny afternoons not blazing electric lights ( which go off suddenl;y sometimes). Well you tell me how this sick exhibition of rich scum, overplayed players and a decadent oligarchy is diffrent from a good-for-nothing-soap on TV. Peripheral razzmatazz sourrounding a hollow core could describe Ekta Kapoor’s offreings as well as this IPL Tamasha.
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For your last point of not liking the IPL; dont you think that is primarily because of the time period allotted to it… it should actually happen over months… thats the beauty of a ‘league’ format.
Every week we wait in anticipation of our home team’s match and analyse last weeks efforts.
And the other dislikes have nothing really to do with IPL, but the coverage aspect right? How I wish ESPN-Star got to cover this event. They respect the game, Set Max makes a mockery of it…
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@gaby
Check this out: http://www.xkcd.com/406/
Heh.
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Hope these IPL matches keep politicians and consumer expos out of Chinnaswamy, Wankhede and other stadiums!
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gopi- I am blushing with shame
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IPL is a crass display of wealth and glamor over skills, youngsters in India already have a tough time working hard at their studies now this comes up and diverts peoples attention its not easy being a parent in these current times.
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Just about every one of you has a brilliant talent of stating the obvious in repetitive cycles. Like it or not, IPL is inevitable. All of us have different ways of dealing with it. Most complain, some take it as it should be taken – lightly, others neither follow it nor neglect it.
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here we get ad free telecast in singapore and its a joy to watch. esp coz the cheerleaders are shown at length (ahem ahem) when the wicket falls or in b/w overs when max audience at india are watching Ads :) oh such joy!!
Drools apart, it is such fun to see the camaraderie b/w intl players – punter ruffling ishant’s hair when he got Dravid/going from slips to give tips to Ishant when Symo was in the crease/VVS along with Symo planning strategies and above all youngsters from India shoving all their middle fingers from their two hands plus two legs to BCCI in whatever lil chance they get – prime ex being Badrinath of CSK and the leg spinner from Jaipur. Indian ODI team would certainly be richer by the end of IPL!!
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I like the IPL because somehow it led me to your excellent blog!
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one more thing…i can enjoy good cricket without being affected by a team’s win loose..like today’s match…had india lost like mimbai indians, my next 2 days were gone sulking….IPL mein india kabhi nahi harega [:)]
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What I hate the most is that teams keep complaining about players missing. I hated the fact that the south africans will not play in the opening week and now I hate the fact that the aussies are leaving… :(
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why is so much importance given to only cricket???
is it giving us life??many people in india r dieing cause of no food and shelter.why is der no proper distribution of money??poor people also work equally hard.engineers just give ideas,bt poor make sure its given a form.and cricket is just one game for entertainment.in usa,der r people who win more than twenty olympic gold medals in various events.indian condition is really pathetic
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ipl shows India`s dominance in de cricketing arena.
@madhuri
u cant get nostelgic abt cricket in India
Cricket is just a way of life
be it rich or poor
it bridges dat gap
lik a fool u cant go bla bla abt india`s econimical problems here
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